Although I should mention that we’re travelling without kids for an entire week. I’ve often said that I’d go ANYWHERE without kids. Just imagine – no last minute screaming at the house because Sunshine can’t find Billy. No ghastly realization halfway to the airport that we’ve forgotten the Drammamine. No confiscated scissors at security, or being whisked off to be checked for explosives because we brought a suspicious looking light-up bouncy ball. No having to pretend mid-air that these are someone else’s children when two of them start throwing up because we’ve forgotten the Drammamine. No squabbles over the window seat. No spilled apple juice on your lap. No “I HAVE to go to the bathroom" while we’re waiting at security. No “when do we get there’s” whatsoever.
Even so, our arrival at
– a big word – is exceptionally smooth as African arrivals go. We step into the crowded entrance hall, bracing for the inevitable wait. Except then the impossible happens: Several employees are awaiting us and hand out small forms. There are long counters at which these forms can be filled out. The forms ask simple questions, all of which we can answer. We take these to the booth labeled “visitors.” We wait in line for thirty seconds. We have our passports examined and stamped in another thirty seconds. We step a bit further and there are our two bags already being handed through a window. We take our bags and walk through “nothing to declare.” Maun International Airport
We are so utterly flustered by this highly unusual unfolding of events that we are at a loss of what to do next.
"Did you pass our flight details on to Wilderness Safaris?" Noisette wants to know.
Uh oh. You see, I am the one who did the booking. Meaning, in Noisette's imagination, I surely must have forgotten to book all our transfers. I should mention here that we've had to purchase new plane tickets at the airport because Noisette forgot to bring the correct credit card. Twice. Nevertheless, in our family I'm the one who has a reputation for insufficient planning. In fact, even I myself have no recollection of making any transfer plans to our lodge. That's not unusual as I can never remember anything, but having neglected this vital step seems very possible, even to me.
|Cafe Bon Arrivee outside Maun Airport, aptly named because your arrival is indeed perfect|
We almost engage in a heated debate over the virtues of planning versus improvising when we are beckoned by a friendly lady, who seems to have sensed looming disaster, to the Wilderness Safari Counter, which we haven't noticed before. We are greeted warmly, there is a lists with our names on it that SOMEBODY must have passed on to them, our bags are checked through, and we are instructed to wait for 45 minutes at the café outside. All in all, from landing to sitting at Café Bon Arrivee sipping our cappuccinos, less than twenty minutes have passed. Did I mention no extortionary visa fees whatsoever?
Not possible, you will say. This is the
Botswana in Africa you’re talking about, right? How can you find such a model of friendly and efficient service right here in Africa? And a clean and picturesque town you step into right outside the airport, with a convenient Standard Bank ATM where you can withdraw some Pula before going next door for food and drink while waiting for your connecting flight?
I hereby formally apologize to those readers who’ve been telling me that you can’t throw all of
Africa in one basket. You are absolutely right. Botswana, it appears, has nothing in common with the likes of Mozambique and Tanzania.
If you dig a bit deeper into
Botswana’s history, this actually does not come as a complete surprise. Botswana's ascent from world's poorest country in the 1960s to the extraordinary success story it is today makes for fascinating reading, what with featuring a chief's son who went to England and married a white woman, for which he got subsequently banned from his country but then came back to win the first democratic elections after independence and led the country to prosperity and high growth, aided by a stroke of extremely good luck and coupled with his wise leadership.
But I won't get into any of this now. I have decided, you see, to try myself at an e-book to tell our Botswana story rather than publishing a bazillion blog posts about it. There, I said it, and now I'm utterly terrified, because now there is no going back. I really didn't plan it this way but found myself scribbling furiously from the day we arrived and happened to mention to Noisette that I could write an entire book about Botswana considering all that I had to say. "Why don't you?" was his answer.
So there you are. I'll keep you posted on my progress.Tsamaya sentle.