Home Leave

August 31, 2010

I just thought I'd drop a few lines to tell you I haven't vanished from the face of the Earth, but my family and I are on home leave in the U.S., enjoying a hot and humid summer and the company of good old friends. South Africa seems far, far away. But I do miss it. I miss the cool crisp mornings with the promise of another beautiful day in the air; the wide toothy (and toothless) smiles of people asking how I'm doing today; the dramatic landscapes of the highveld dotted with short stubby trees; the beautiful lilt of South African English; the birdsong concerts in the early morning. And I miss the slower pace of life in general.

On the other hand, here are the things I absolutely LOVE here in the U.S.A.:

  • Water fountains and free ice water pretty much everywhere
  • Baseball (even the Royals)
  • You won't believe this, but the hot and humid weather
  • Pee warm lake water you can hang out in all day
  • The sound of crickets
  • Turning on red
  • Hawker-free intersections (although I have to say they do kind of grow on you)
  • Parking anywhere I want, without an attendant waving from behind me who I'm afraid I'll run over
  • Plastic money (I came without a dime in cash and haven't needed any, zip, nada - Amex all the way)
  • Wide open highways
  • The ability to buy anything I can dream of at any time of day or night
  • More specifically, shopping at Target
  • Our president
  • Our group of wonderful friends
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Taking Stock of Our First Six Months in South Africa – Patience, Gratitude, and a Bit of Potty Talk

August 14, 2010

As the date of our first home leave is drawing close, I feel compelled to reflect on our time here so far. It always amazes me how fast you DO end up settling into a new routine, which, all things considered, isn’t much different from your old routine. It’s just that in-between stage that is so unsettling, where you gather documents like crazy, set up new accounts, find new places to shop at and people to be friends with. So it is not surprising, reading  back over my blog so far, that I seem to have engaged in a disproportionate amount of griping, to put it mildly, about all the things that have gone wrong or inconvenienced me in one way or another. To the uninitiated, it may sound like South Africa has the worst bureaucracy (it does) and that there are power, water, and phone outages every day (there aren’t). But let me now tell you about all the things South Africa has going for it.

Friendliness: You won’t spend a day here where you won’t be greeted by dozens of strangers with a wide and sunny grin. They all seem genuinely happy to see you. Just going in and out of our security gate every day earns me happy waves all around, from people with fairly monotonous jobs who in a different world wouldn’t be happy at all. Just imagine airport security for a moment, staffed by smiling people, inquiring how you’re doing. Impossible, you will say, but that’s how it is here. It is this friendliness that makes up for a lot of things. I remember feeling the same way when we moved from Germany to the U.S. a lifetime ago. Germans are efficient but unfriendly, and Noisette and I honestly preferred the overall less efficient but friendlier Americans. Going from America to South Africa is the same all over again (how could I ever have thought Americans aren’t efficient?) – you are briefly annoyed by things promised and not happening, but then mollified by reassuring smiles.
The Gift of Patience: Tying in with the above, you can’t help but learn to be more patient. I just took out the to-do list I started when we arrived, and was surprised how many things are still on there, unchecked. But you know what? I’ve hardly thought about any of them lately.
For instance, we've been trying to set up bank accounts for the kids (for some reason, paying allowances in multiples of seven just seemed too complicated) but unbelievably this simple issue has been sitting in bureaucratic purgatory forever. More unbelievably, however, the kids have not asked for any money since moving here. I generally seem to have lost my manic urgency with to-do lists. If things don’t get done today, tomorrow is another day. Why put yourself under so much pressure if it really doesn’t matter? Everyone in America is always busy, and life seems like one big competition of who is the busiest. It’s only possible to get away from that if you physically remove yourself for a while and get plucked into a place where it’s okay to spend three hours drinking coffee and where you will not find a drive-through for the life of you. (I admit this newfound patience of mine was wearing a bit thin today as I went for a manicure appointment where I was greeted by five bowing ladies, only to find out that they had exactly five bottles of nail polish between them – “so sorry, we are buying more tomorrow” - and that three of those colors were navy blue, brown, and clear, and where I then proceeded to be waited on for TWO AND A HALF HOURS, during which time all the idle ladies could have easily gone out for a nail polish shopping spree, and gotten my weekly groceries in the bargain!)
Weather: I regret not recording the exact date, but it has not rained in Johannesburg since early May. And we’ve maybe had one cloudy day since then, two at the very most. By my estimates that makes over 330 days of sunshine a year. And not just sunshine, but clear cool nights and bright warm days, just like a gorgeous Carolina day in October. You can’t ask for much more. Granted, if you’re moving here to start a farm, you’re not going to be thrilled with a half a year completely devoid of rain, but the rest of us are quite happy with this kind of weather. It’ll be getting hotter in summer, and the evenings will be warm again as well, but the temperature rarely climbs over 27C which is somewhere around 80F. It is so NOT humid here that I’ve actually developed some longings for a stifling American summer day.
Humility and Gratitude: Seeing so much poverty amongst such cheerful people all around you will definitely change your perception of what constitutes a problem and what doesn’t, and all the things we can be grateful for in our lives.
Good Food and Travel: The opportunities for both are abundant and we are still working hard at sampling just a fraction of it all so that we can write more about it on this blog.
And now for the promised potty talk. I always thought it was only my 10-year old who is pulled towards conversations of bodily functions like a magnet to the pole, but I’ve noticed that you, the readers of this blog, were more intrigued with “impala-poop-spitting” than most everything else – admittedly quite a compelling topic. Anyway, one problem you absolutely will not encounter in South Africa is a clogged toilet. I realize that I’m talking about a country where a large number of people simply have no toilets, clogged or otherwise, but if  you live in a nice estate where expats typically live, your toilets will never back up. A combination of wide pipes and good water pressure will ensure that all your – need I go into more detail? It’s a good thing too, because I have no idea how I would describe a plunger at the local hardware store.
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Will my Kindle Work in South Africa?

August 10, 2010

Yes, your Kindle will work in South Africa. And trust me, you’ll want to have one, if only to pass the time when standing in line to get your new cell phone! With books being fairly expensive in South Africa, you'll be saving money as well. Personally, I also enjoy having the New York Times at my fingertips every day. 

All you’ll have to do is go to the Manage Your Kindle page  and scroll down to the "Your country" section where you select "Edit" and choose “South Africa.” You'll then be able to choose an existing home address from your Amazon.com account or enter a new one. 
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Should I Get a South African Driver's License?

August 7, 2010

“A ticket? What you want a ticket for, huh?”- The friendly official at the driver’s license office in Randburg.

It always amazes me how soon we forget. It’s only been three months, but now that our pictures are hung and I have a car and cell phone, I feel sufficiently settled that I’m already starting to forget my “hardships” from the first few weeks. Which is why yesterday I set out on another errand somewhat unprepared.

I had decided that it was time to get my South African driver’s license. It had been on my long-term list from the time I had googled the topic and found that after a year of living here, you’d have to get a local license. Granted, it hasn’t been a year yet, but a) my international driver’s license was somehow lost in the  move, and b) Noisette’s encounter the other day with the police made me think that a local license was better.
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What the Hell is Netball?

August 3, 2010

Trust me, if you’re moving to South Africa and if your family has any girls, you’ll learn about netball soon enough. But first for some background: A big part of school life here is sports. With the school days being shorter, and – from our first observations – less homework given, there is a big emphasis on after-school activities. Our school offers plenty and mandates at least one of them per child each term. This is actually a very neat thing, since any kid from Grade 1 upwards can join a team and gets to experience competitions against other schools as well as Interhouse Championships (more on houses later), thereby eliminating the need to join clubs outside of school. There is no additional charge for any of this and the instruction, in our case, is very good.
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Is There a Starbucks in South Africa?

August 2, 2010

…And the answer is: YES (with the tiny disclaimer that the "a" needs to be left out - there is not "a" Starbucks, but Starbucks is being served here)! 


I’ve been meaning to write about this for a while, and until yesterday I would have told you NO, there isn’t. I would have gone on to lament this sad fact, and I would have described in detail all the other options for coffee and cappuccino I’ve been researching, and their benefits and shortcomings. But yesterday, Jabulani mentioned to me, almost in passing, that his teacher – his TEACHER – had told him there was a Starbucks at Montecasino (a sort of replica Tuscan village with restaurants, shops, hotels, cinemas, a casino, and a comedy club, most of it indoors but with trees and painted-sky ceilings that look very real-life).


As you can imagine, I dropped all my other projects and googled it right away. It turns out it’s not quite that you will find Starbucks outlets sprinkled throughout Johannesburg, but that, at the start of the World Cup, Starbucks has launched “proudly serving Starbucks” bars in just a few exclusive South African hotels. The Sunsquare at Montecasino is one of them, and there are two others in Sandton. I cannot BELIEVE that it took me 6 weeks to get any wind of this, but it is a very well-kept secret. You don’t just stumble into the Sunsquare Hotel when strolling through Montecasino.

Of course I had to conduct first-hand research of the situation, so I set out to Montecasino today, dragging Impatience along because she was bored. And indeed, we struck coffee gold. It took us an hour altogether – driving there, parking in the garage, walking through Montecasino, finding the hotel, waiting for our coffees (in true African fashion, there were about 4 people supervising the brewing while one did the actual work), walking back to the garage and then racing back home (I came across a police check minutes from home and remember thinking “I’ll puke if they pull me over and my coffees get cold” but luckily I was waved through – but what a glorious feeling to return home to Noisette and press a still-hot Starbucks cup to his lips! Not to mention that tongue-scalding first sip I gulped after a 6-months sabbatical from Starbucks!

I should mention that it was different from the U.S. experience in a few ways. First, no Frappuccinos, which had my kids very disappointed. They offered a similar concoction but not quite the same. “It’s coming,” I was promised. Second, it is impossible to get anything skim here. What they have is “Skinny Cappuccinos” but at most they use 2% milk, not fat-free, which after years of fat-free you can totally taste. So I won’t be having Starbucks every day from now on, which, considering it will take an hour every time, isn’t practical anyway. Of course one can hope Starbucks will consider this experiment a success and launch regular cafes soon. Right here in Dainfern, at the junction of several upscale security estates and a top-notch private school, would be THE South African prime location for a hopping Starbucks, I can tell you that!

I would do South Africa a disservice, however, if I left it at that. I’ve survived without Starbucks for six months, quite happily, and I also suspect it is more the IDEA of Starbucks I’ve missed rather than the actual taste. There are plenty of other coffee options. The only thing you will not find is anything FAST or drive-through:

  1. Mugg & Bean: Probably the best-known chain of coffee shops in Gauteng (and beyond), actually more a full-fledged restaurant with great lunch food as well; their Muggaccinos and American Iced Coffees are quite good, and the Cappuccinos are simply excellent; you’ll find them everywhere – Broadacres, Montecasino, Fourways Mall – quite big and in the nicest locations, very crowded especially on weekends.
  2. Seattle Coffee Company: These are the closest in appearance to Starbucks, but not quite in taste; there is one in Montecasino as well.
  3. vida e caffé: I think of Portuguese or Brazilian origin, I’ve found two of these, one at Design Quarter and one at Broadacres; their lattes, I was promised by the girls’ tennis coach, who’d been to the U.S., were the closest to Starbucks in South Africa, and he was quite right; this is also where I’ve received the fastest service.
  4. Fournos Bakery: Not so much known for its coffee but its extensive and excellent baked goods, which go very well with a nice cup of coffee.
  5. Cafe Frappe: This is just our little neighborhood coffee shop in Valley Shopping Centre, where I can ride with my bike, but after having sampled the rest, I have to say their cappuccinos (and Frappes, a Greek thing, more of an acquired taste) are amongst the best.

And for the best cappuccino with a view: Maropeng Visitor Centre in the Cradle of Humankind, about an hour from Johannesburg.

I’m sure there are plenty more, but these are the ones that stood out for me. In reality you can get very nice cappuccinos pretty much anywhere in South Africa, as if you were right in Italy, much better than I’ve had in most U.S. restaurants. The only requirement is that you sit down for a leisurely hour of coffee-sipping, with some good company. Since we’re starting to become used to the concept of African Time, I have to say this is actually a quite enjoyable thing. I don’t feel nearly as rushed as I did in my American life. The only added-value Starbucks can possibly offer in this country is the everywhere-ness of it, and fast service. In fact, if they erected a stall right on the Fourways intersection of William Nicol Dr, they could serve lattes in the time it takes to get through the light!


For further reading on the topic of South Africa's coffee culture I recommend the article "Coffee Break - South Africa's Developing Taste" by Ron Irwin. 
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